Sunday, August 3, 2008

New Jersey

If you read my last post you see how happy I am with NY at the moment. Be that as it may, New Jersey sucks! You have no street signs. You can't turn left, you have to turn right first in your stupid jug handles. Your tunnels are too expensive. Your state troopers suck and have weird hats.
The only thing that New Jersey has to offer that is even remotely on the acceptable side is Atlantic City. Besides that? Nothing. So put up some signs, make lefts legal, let us have self service gas stations and maybe I'll move you up to "tolerable."

That's all for the moment folks. I had to say it. Thanks!

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